The Best of "That's So Aughties!"
My favorite “That’s So Aughties” possibilities from an old Vanity Fair article. 2. Oversharing The 00s were one big Overshare. The rise of mobile phones turned the world into your psychiatrist’s office**, while Facebook status updates, celebrity Twitter feeds, and mommy blogs enabled the relentless broadcasting of personal minutia, from the mundane (“Buying fresh fennel at Whole...
Nickelodeon and Disney pour on the artificial sunshine and gooey slapstick. The...– “Teen Engines: Riding With the Teen Culture,” in a 2003 Vanity Fair
There is a popular misconception that marriage is particularly Christian and a...– “Can This Wedding Be Saved?” by A.A. Gill in Vanity Fair
The original wedding cake was a biscuit broken over the bride’s head to...– “Can This Wedding Be Saved?” by A.A. Gill in Vanity Fair Freud can be fun sometimes.
A wedding is like porn in that it promises far more than it’s ever going...– “Can This Wedding Be Saved?” by A.A. Gill in Vanity Fair
Soycrates: The Former Ronald McDonald Confesses →
When I went I was pretty much fresh out of drama school and I really had big ideas, that the Ronald McDonald Safety Show would help children not to drink bleach and set themselves on fire and things, so I learned it and I did it. And then one day, as I was getting dressed in the dressing room I found a memorandum from one of the McDonald’s executives and it said: ‘To all personnel re: The Ronald...
To Do List
- Make more cartoons for the college paper this semester. - Force myself back into giving a fuck. - Develop Nietzschevision
Pickup Lines That Would Totally Work On Me.
soycrates: Nietzsche God is dead and you’re his replacement, baby. Plato I would love to witness the true realm of your form. You, me, tonight, a cave, various shackles and a fire…
Every day in the mirror I watch death at work.– Jean Cocteau (via mysticravenfox)